In the blink of an eye, another Christmas come and gone. Our Christmas was filled with the normal suspects: food; family; fun. On Friday we ventured up Chinook Pass to spend the day and share a meal with Jay's Dad, Aunt and Uncle, Brother and Wife. Curled on the couch, sipping hot buttered rum, watching the snow fall, listening to Jay's Dad tell stories of practical jokes he used to play on his buddy helped make Christmas Eve 2010 one of the best to date. And it was informative! Did you know the best way to get a pig to go where you want it to is put a bucket on its head and back it up? Me neither. If you want to pull a fast one though, tell your friend he can lead two 250 pound pigs with just a rope around their neck. Then sit back and watch as 500 pounds worth of ham on legs pull said friend all over God's green Earth. Don't be at home when he comes over to call you on it. After your friend has forgotten this stunt and you happen to stop by his house when he is asleep on the couch, rub bacon grease all over his glasses. Didn't wake him up? Sprinkle pepper in his mustache. Still nothing?! Place his hand in a pan of warm water so that .... well you know. Then when your friend finally wakes up he thinks he is blind due to the thick smear of bacon grease all over his glasses. This is your cue to run like hell. John didn't tell us the pranks his buddy pulled on him, but I imagine they were some doozies if this is how he got back at him. We laughed until we cried. I also hope it burned some calories. Aunt Dell made enough food to feed us for a week. Ham, turkey, AND prime rib plus all the sides. I was disappointed I couldn't eat anymore.
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| The Deason Men left to right: Doyel, John, Jay, Clint |
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| Dell in the middle of making our feast. |
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| Fonzi! Yes, part wolf. |
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| "And then I rubbed bacon grease on his glasses..." |
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| Clint and Kathleen got Doyel and John remote control helicopters. So fun! |
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| Now how does this thing work? John, Jay, Clint, Kathleen. |
We came home Friday night since we were hoping to sleep in and then head to my parents for Christmas Day afternoon/evening. I made a big breakfast, Jay made Bloody Mary's and we let Chloe open our presents. I didn't get any pictures, but it was quite entertaining. I was ready to head to my parents and couldn't find Jay. He was already taking a nap! Christmas sure is hard work. Or maybe it was the Bloody Marys.
We continued the eating, I may have eaten one plateful too many of tortellacci and I paid for it later. During the eating, however, it was totally worth it. Before the food coma we did some pyramiding, opened gifts, and Gina held her first ever annual auction. She was raising money for the Humane Society and auctioned off gifts a.k.a. stuff from her room she didn't want anymore. In her defense, though, most of it was unused. For example, a photo album my Mom gave her previously. My Dad bought it back. I walked away with a banana holder, banana included, a hat, and a set of martini glasses w/ shaker. All for $11.25! What a bargain. I probably could have gotten off cheaper if I didn't keep outbidding myself. What can I say? I got caught up in the moment. For her first time as auctioneer Gina did quite well. Even is she could never remember what the bid was. She usually just went with the price she wanted to get.
Peta is here from London and a fantastic addition to our festivities. Air France lost her luggage so she doesn't have her inhaler or any clothes, but she packed our gifts in her carry-on. Can you believe it?! What a sweetheart. Hopefully her luggage shows soon. They should also give her a free flight since they are taking so long to fix their error. Moral of the story: don't fly Air France.
For all the stress I let myself get caught up in at Christmas, this one turned out swell. I decided to take my sis-in-law's advice: eat a lot; drink a lot; sleep a lot. Well put Traci, this is my new recipe for success.